I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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