WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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