It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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