Having a random hookup so left but love u
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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