I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
So much Jack, so little girl.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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