Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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