normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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