Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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