he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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