chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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