i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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