We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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