The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
please come you make the beer taste better
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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