I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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