Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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