I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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