That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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