Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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