If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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