Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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