Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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