Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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