It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Randomize
