It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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