I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Randomize
