I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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