David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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