either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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