They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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