Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
try to milk me bitch
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Randomize
