Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Randomize
