I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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