i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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