Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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