Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
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