i just wanna soil my oats bro
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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