Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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