I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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