Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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