he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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