these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
oh god was she eating orange peels again
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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