So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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