you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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