Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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