she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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