Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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