i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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