just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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