i don't like sucking hair
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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