just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Randomize
